taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am seventeen years old. My home is district 12. There is no district 12. I am the Mockingjay. I brought down the Capitol. President Snow hates me. He killed my sister. Now I will kill him. And then The Hunger Games will be over.
We all have secrets: the ones we keep… and the ones that are kept from us.
Dear Taylor Alison Swift,
Thank you for being the most humble celebrity out there. Through all your fame and success (referring to the millions of awards you’ve won) you never ever once have forgotten your family, friends and fans along the way. You have made everyone so proud and you are forever topping your achievements which makes you a true inspiration to the world. You are truly the perfect role model to the billions of girls out there and thank you for writing music that is so relatable and meaningful. So we would just like to wish you the happiest birthday ever and hope that you live another 24 years being just as amazing as the ones you’ve already had!
Love from your fans, the Swifties